vegeta-bles:

vegeta-bles:

When ur in the dark and can’t find the hole

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surprisebitch:

this is why you cant say that nicki is not a feminist

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gabite:

those cashiers that let you buy things when you’re missing a few cents deserve to live forever

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vinegod:

That friend who isn’t happy until they get a high five👋🐶 by Amymarie Gaertner

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offisir:

do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”

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Gordo: setting the bar impossibly high for men since 2000

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hotsuburbandad:

This water is VEGAN???? *spits it out* bring me some meat water you punk clown

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thinsiqnificant:

my mom bought me a camouflage sweater today and i was like mom why did u do that and she said “so u can go hunting for men”

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y2kid:

i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them

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enemy0fthew0rld:

I am so glad someone finally made this

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camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?

I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”

Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay

STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR

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missamysantiago said: Prison Mike, what was the worst thing about prison?

dundermifflinscranton:



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